Carpet for jes 2009-11-15 15:54:14
Traditional marriage in America comes to an end
Thousands of formerly ardent Christians filed for divorce
this morning, as others raped their children and household
pets, after the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court ruled
that gay people are citizens too.
“My marriage is over,” spoke one upset Christian as he
dry-humped the fender of a parked car. “My marriage isn’t
worth anything,” he insisted. “I feel no connection to my wife
and children and I just want to do whatever I please, when it
pleases me to do it.” With that he turned to a passing elderly
woman and shouted for her to reveal her “t***.”
This same scene is being repeated over & over again, on
every street in every city & town in America. Once devoted
parents & spouses, America’s Christians are denouncing any
bonds between themselves and their families as they embark
on a binge of s**, drugs and socialism.
“We warned you that this would happen,” insisted one anti
human rights activist. “We told you that gay citizens enjoying
equal rights would destroy marriage, the family and even
Christianity itself. And now it’s happened,” he said. “You
should have listened to us. If you had, I wouldn’t of had to
have s** with three different strange men in a public restroom
The fallout from today’s decision is enormous and far reaching.
So big is the change that swept America this morning that it may
be days before a true accounting of the damage is complete. As
things stand, one uncomfirmed report has Bob Jones Jr., of Bob
Jones University, defecating on his bible upon hearing the news,
while other witnesses have come forward to report that they had
seen Pat Robertson, former leader of the Christian Coalition and
the host of the 700 club, enjoying s** with a chair.
Congress was quick to pass an appropriations bill funding the
thousands of new orphanages needed to care for the abandoned
children. It is hoped that this is only a temporary measure and
that Christians will yet accept the financial reponsibility for their
families, even if they no longer love them and insist on
masturbating in public.
Gonorrhoid 2009-11-15 15:54:25
On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 12:59:44 -0500, “Carpet For Jesus”
Mombu 2009-11-15 15:54:33
— Sounds like a flaming queen to me.
Toby rider 2009-11-15 15:58:08
Either that or an Episcopalian 🙂